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.June 2005.
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.January 2006.
.February 2006.
.March 2006.
.April 2006.
.May 2006.
.June 2006.
I want laksa. Not just any laksa.
I want the laksa from Cahaya.
Simply because the gravy is thick and nice. The noodles are a lot. Generous serving of cockles and chicken and most importantly, NO VEGETABLES.
Yes. No vegetables at all.
Like I said, I wanted laksa. Not laksa dengan sayur!
I want chocolate cake. Not just any chocolate cake.
I want the Warm Chocolate Cake from Starbucks.
Simple because it is huge and it has a thick serving of chocolate sauce in the middle and imagine having that with a topping of MORE CHOCOLATE SYRUP.
Heaven!
Right now I can just imagine the Starbucks people handing me a plate of the Warm Chocolate Cake with the chocolate sauce oozing out from the middle and chocolate syrup all over the plate.
I want mutton chop. Not just any mutton chop.
I want the mutton chop from Beach Road. From Deen's stall.
The mutton. Oohh the mutton in thick red gravy.
The potatoes. The green peas.
The fried egg.
The only thng I will not touch will be the yolk and the cucumbers.
I want Raspberry Cream Frappucino from Starbucks.
I can't remember the last time I had it. Yes. It has been thaaaaat long!
The taste of the sweet and creamy pink ice blended drink going down my throat...
Yummy!
I want dendeng.
There is this stall at the pasar malam at Eunos MRT that has a banner proclaiming that it sells dendeng from Dendeng House but each time I ask the makcik for dendeng, she would say that the dendeng is not available.
Then put up the damn huge banner for what?
Gi flush lah kat jamban lagi bagos!
I want dumplings.
You know those triangular dumplings made from pulot with chicken fillings? Or rendang. Or telor asin.
I want them so very badly but I do not know where to get halal ones. Any ideas?
Why can't the Singapore Expo have a Halal Food Fair right now so that I can sink my teeth into those delicious dumplings?
My PMS is being such an irritating piece of fuck.
I feel bloated.
I feel fat.
I have these weird cravings.
I feel hungry all the time. Like seriously suffering a serious case of the munchies.
I feel super duper fat but I simply refuse to stop eating!
Sayang...
Can you please get me all those things listed above?
Please? Please? Please?
I want them so badly that I can cry right now. Sampai tak boleh tido!
If you get me those things...
I janji I will not eat for 2 when I'm pregnant. I will eat for 1 1/2.
I janji I tak kejot you tengah malam when I have a craving for something. I kasi you tido sampai besok pagi. Your pregnant wife will not disturb your sleep.
I janji I will bear you boys instead of girls.
I janji I let you hold on to my atm card on weekdays and get it from you only when you bookout so that I will not spend on weekdays and my almari will not termuntah.
I janji I will go to the gym with you on weekends whenever you ask me to jadi I tak gemok.
I janji I will not be stingy with my kisses each time I'm with you tapi slalu when I nak kiss you on the cheeks, you will be irritating and either pull yourself away or make yourself even taller. I am pendek. It's tiring to tip-toe dammit!
Please? Please? Please?
Boleh tak? Please?
I suddenly am in a bad mood. Just now when Ansari asked me how will we be decorating Toonie's birthday card, I told him:
"Decorate dengan air liuh"
Then when Ansari asked me how I was going to the kenduri later, I told him:
"I berenang..."
It was meant to be funny ok!
People please pray that I don't end up snapping at Ansari when I meet him after the kenduri later. I'm so snappy that I might even snap off his penis!
