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Thursday, January 05, 2006

The FUNNIEST thing happened. At least to me it was funny la. I boarded 65 at the Boon Keng bus stop after tuition. Crowded. Full of annehs. Like wat else is new right?? I mean that's what u get when u board 65 or 66. As the bus gradually emptied, i realized there was an empty seat. Thennn as i made my way to the empty seat to sit beside the lady in yellow...

HEY!! HEY!! HEY!! IT'S NOREEEEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kindly excuse my excitement cos i've not seen that woman ever since she quitted Starhub. So of course i was overjoyed and i quietly went up to her and tapped her arm. Yes i tapped ok!! I AM gentle by nature.

Selembut sutera (HARHARHAR)

And there i was actuali about to whip out my hp and sms her cos she was supposed to get back to me about smth and it was close to 10pm and i still hadnt heard from her. Save sms aku sikit.

So we started talking la. Seeing Noreen NEVER fail to make me smile. Yes. She has that kind of effect on me. Jangan kembang eh Noreen. Nanti kembang sampai seluar dalam terkoyak. Habis tak muat. Dah kene beli baru. So yeah. Seeing her made my day.

(Can u believe that im actuali still smiling ever since the bus ride home with Noreen??? Gooodnesssssss)

I duno if it was Ansari's attempt to make me jealous or smth... but he smsed me at 630pm juz now. Yesss when i heard my hp beep to the sound of his tone, i cldnt believe my ears. Macam... Ehhh Pakcik Ansari ni kan slalu tak sms at this hour. Ade ape hal ni??

Sooo when i read his sms, he actuali asked me where i was cos he was going to Jurong Point at nite. Apparently they had a "nite's out". Maaaannnn i didnt noe they have such things in SISPEC!! Ok they didnt actuali. Maybe they did. Ok i duno la. I duno when it started but i'll elaborate a little bit more on that later.

So u muz be wondering where did the "trying to make me jealous" part came in. Ok ok. I seriously duno if it was meant to make me jealous or wat la. I mean only God noes what goes on in Ansari's head. Amin. Hahaha.

Sooo he actuali told me that he and his frenz were allowed to go anywhere they wanted as long as they reach camp by 11pm. He told me that they were going to play pool, eat, jalan-jalan and look at girls.

I told him he can look at girls all he want la. I cldnt be bothered.

Thennn he told me it's cos in camp got no pretty girls (macam so very the deprived gitu kan??) EXCEPT for this... ok let me quote wat he smsed:

"Ade pompuan melayu ni lawa giler..."

And the lady is a Sergeant. I meaannn........

WAAAAAT?????!!!!!! WAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT???????!!!!!!!

Den he said he nak tegur but cannot ah cos she's a Sergeant. Sheeeeeesh.

Thennn he asked if he can berkenalan wif a pretty cousin of mine...

*smacks forehead*

Ok now im seriously starting to wonder if perhaps it was one of his bunkmates who took his hp and smsed me. I mean... BOYS DO GET UP TO SUCH STUFF WHEN THEY ARE BORED...

(like taking a pic in the Majidee toilet wif ABSOLUTELY NOTHING on except for the i-cant-rmbr-wat-u-call-that-thing-that-u-use-to-scoop-water covering their dicks. Ok their private parts. 6 guys in a row)

And i duno why but he kept asking what i was doing and who i was wif and whether i was planning to go home late.

*double smacks forehead*

Ansari can go do what he wants cos while he's in camp, technically im "kinda single" and he's... ummm... well he can choose to not sms me at all and juz say he's busy. Ok no. I dun want that but i mean if he doesnt sms while he's in camp im FIIINNNEEE wif it. It's ok. I UNNNDERSTAAANNND.

But seriously i duno waaaaaaaaaaat Ansari was thinking juz now cos i so wasnt jealous. Gooodddneeesssssss. IF... and let me repeat that again... IF it was his attempt to evoke some sort of jealousy from me... i think he has to try MUCH MUCH HARDER. Like seriously slog very very hard and rack his brains for a foolproof idea. Fikir la sampai otak tu pecah.

Of course i wld FLIP la if he gets another gal's number. THAT is an absolute no-no. Itu akan mengakibatkan satu perang besar. Tercetus nye perang antara Batman dan Catwoman. Sape akan menang?? Tentu la Catwoman sebab bukan sahaje Kukuz akan menolong Catwoman, malah sepupu-sepupu Batman jugak akan tolong menghentam Batman.

(Wat the fuck was i crapping about?)

Let me repeat... that me exchanging numbers wif Nadeem and Kassim WASNT WRONG bcos technically i got to noe them as frenz first before proceeding to having their numbers in my phonebook and smsing them when im bored (like when Batman is away). Heh.

BUT

Ansari getting a COMPLETE STRANGER'S number is WRRRRRROOOOOONNNNGGG!! Ok la. Actuali i trust him wif my life la. So i dun think he will do such a thing...

Back to what i was talking about before i digressed and started crapping... The only thing i was jealous of was the fact that he could go Jurong Point. I mean... JURONG POINT!! Where my very delicious Banquet Ban Mian can be found. There's a shop selling nice dresses. Bodyshop!! Esprit!!

Ok im talking as if Bodyshop and Esprit do not exist in other malls. But i think Jurong Point is the most hip and happening mall in the West la. For me, Paryway Parade raaaawwwkksss over here at the eastern part of Singapore. Yessss... PARKWAY PARADE and not Tampines Mall.

Hmmmm... Imagine a group of army boys at Jurong Point. Gosssshh. Ewwww. Macam baru terlepas dari kandang. Goodnesss. Grosss.

Anyways, Mr Kucing Overalls called... while i was teaching tuition. Brudder. U shld noe that u can call me like after 930pm or smth. My goodnessss. What a dodo!!

So when my phone vibrated and i saw his name flashing... i was like:

"Ehhh telefon aku nak ape?? Nak amik aku balik??"

Thennn i remembered he muz have called with regards to the sms i sent him earlier during the day. Heh. I noe i can depend on Mr Kucing Overalls to get back to me by hook or by crook. But me being me, of course i pretended as if there was nothing impt to talk about.

So i smsed him:
"Ye cik abg... Nak ape?"

Sooo it started a whole string of smses btwn Mr Kucing Overalls and me about Odi. Luckily tuition was about to end so i quickly got out of the house and smsed away.

Bleeeeeaaah. Mr Kucing Overalls called me gatal. Can u believe it?? He actuali calls ME, HIS SWEETIE, GATAL. Urrrrrrgggghhhhh!! Sampai hati he call me gatal?? Eww-ness.

I wasnt being gatal ok!! I was juz "asking". Tak salah kan tanye?? Ape gune nye Tuhan bagikan otak untuk berfikir. Untuk come up wif soalans.

(Pardon me for blogging that way. I sooooo do not noe wat's gotten into me)

But alas... Mr Kucing Overalls didnt allow me to get to noe Odi cos Odi is laser and blunt wif his words. Can reali hurt. Mr Kucing Overalls dun want me to get hurt. Awwwww... Such a sweetie right??

(WHY AM I ACTING ALL CUTESY WIF THE SWEETIE THINGY??!! SMACK ME SOMEONE!!)

Plus Odi is SHORT. Only around my height. Ok la. Tall guys turn me on but shorties are cute!! If u reali wana noe... i actuali smsed Mr Kucing Overalls dis during the day:

"I think.............. Ur fren............. R***** is cute! And those dimples of his... Cuteness"

Yes ppl. He has DIMPLES ON BOTH CHEEKS. Very farking cute dimples i tell u. I juz fell in lurrrrrve wif his dimples... And despite Mr Kucing Overalls telling me not to... i sent Odi a msg in the end. Hohoho. Tangan dah gatal.

So ya la. 20 mins walk to the bus-stop and our smses evolved around Odi Cute Dimples, Kucing Overalls and... aaannnnddddddddd THAT day that im looking forward to.

By the way he called Ansari a LUCKY BASTARD (yes he smsed those 2 words in CAPS)cos he has "nites out". When Mr Kucing Overalls had to do SISPEC in Tekong (thank goodness Ansari is in Pasir Laba) they had no such thing as "nites out".

Yelaaaaaah. Nak "nites out" ke mane?? Hutan rimba di belakang?? Nak hang-out dgn the babi hutans eh?? Ke nak "nites out" di tepi pantai?? Nak pancing apeee??

(I am going to smaaaaaaccck myself for blogging in dis manner)

So yesss. Mr Kucing Overalls confirmed his attendance. He'll be coming wif his gay buddy. I told him i dun care who he comes wif as long as he comes. His presence matters A LOT to me. I said:

"If u dun come, im gona call off the entire thing and cry. Wekk"

Dennn u noe wat he replied??

"Ok lah. Dun cry. Wait i'll have to come in my kucing overalls to cheer u up"

*cuteness*

1/05/2006 01:49:00 AM