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:: CATWOMAN ::
:: TREASURED MEMORIES ::
.June 2005.
.July 2005.
.August 2005.
.September 2005.
.October 2005.
.November 2005.
.December 2005.
.January 2006.
.February 2006.
.March 2006.
.April 2006.
.May 2006.
.June 2006.
Stumbled home at 2am and i havent slept a wink since then.
Maybe cos an absolute hottie sent me all the way up to my doorstep...
Maybe cos i had so much funnn...
Maybe cos...
Maybe cos of a lot of things...
Right. Let me tell u the details of the Special Infantry Regiment Dinner that i attended at The Chevrons yday.
Like Shaikhah alreadi said... she came over to help me curl my hair. Actuali when she arrived i hadnt bathed. Yet. Was on the fone wif Azian. Sooo while curling my hair, we ordered macs bla bla bla. Nadeem and Abg Erza called several times. Like wat the tooooooot.
Sooooo my mom helped me put on my fake lashes. I juz felt like putting on fake lashes yday laaaah. I lurrrrrrve fake lashes. Nyahaha. Then all the more when i talk to a guy, i'll staaaaarrre at him. Nyahaha.
Right when Abg finally reached close to 6pm when initially he told me he wld pick me up at 530pm... i still wasnt ready yet. Haha. Biase. Pompuan lah katakan. Mane la boleh siap on time.
He came up (leaving Nadeem in the Lancer downstairs) and talked to my parents. Notti eh Abg. U janji Ayah u will send me home STRAIGHTAWAY after the dinner tapi u brought me meronda-ronda Tampines. Nyahaha.
Gaaaaawwwwd. Ayah actuali told me to stay close to Abg during the dinner and be careful of wat i drink. Goooodddnesss. Then my mom said:
"Kalau nak joget... joget la..."
Waaaaaaat in the worrrrrllllldddddddd?? 2 left feet la. Tak boleh. Disaster mann.
So went downstairs. Me, Shaikhah and Abg. He opened the car door for us. So sweet kannn?? Said Hi to Nadeem and off we went.
Nadeem gave me a bouquet of roses. So damn bloody sweet kannn?? In the car, Abg told me that im Nadeem's date instead of Kamsani. Wooohoooooooo!! There is justice in this world afterall.
After dropping Shaikhah off in front of Jurong Entertainment Centre, Nadeem turned to me and said:
"So out wif ur story"
Gawd. I tell u. Nadeem is like one kancheong fella sia. Macam pompuan pun ade. Goodnessss. So i told Abg and Nadeem the story la. U shld hv seen the 2 of them...
"Wahlaaauuu!! Why he did that sia??"
"Wat the fuck was he thinking sia??"
"Wat a jerk sia"
Funny la. Thennn when we reached The Chevrons... Abg went to insert his Cashcard into the unit when he was supposed to press the button for a ticket. Hahaha. Nadeem and me laughed so loud in the car mann.
When we got out of the car, Abg smiled and put on his gentlest voice and requested to put his things into my bag. Dah la bag aku kecik. He main sumbat je tau. Car keys. Cigarette pack. Lighter. Parking ticket. Gaaaaaawwwd. Bully.
Then we went in. "Male bonding" started. Hahaha. Thennn we all started checking out wat other ppl wore. That was when i got introduced to their favourite phrase...
"Ehhh u all got see wat Pakcik Khai (the fella fr our sch) wore?? Damn fierce sia..."
"Yaaa. Why wear like that ah?? Like want to get married..."
"Waaah all these cinas. Wear so formal. Still look like ah beng. Fierce sia..."
"Ehhh why his gf wear kebaya?? Raya over alreadi la. Wrong place. Damn fierce sia..."
Funny laaaa. When they said that... they totally didnt mean that the person look fierce. But reali funny la. It's catching on to me. Heh.
Took group pics. Nadeem signed in his name and off we went into the Ballroom. Didnt sit at the same table as Abg though but i didnt mind la. Nadeem showed me who Kamsani is. The guy that i was supposed to be the date for la. I dun wana comment on anything la. Heh.
Then Nadeem still had the cheek to ask me:
"So how?? Still wana sit wif him??"
"Of corse NOT laaah. U crazy??"
"Haha. U and him wun have anything to talk about anyway..."
"Precisely!!"
Nadeem pulled out my chair for me and we sat. I sat beside this gal called Mas who has actuali been reading my blog and noes Lulu, Toonie and Ansari. Small world mann. Smaaallll worrrllld. She and Azian were from YJC toooo. Too small world alreadi.
Then right she came wif this guy called Kassim. At first i thought they were attached. So had to keep the matter about me finding Kassim cute all to myself. But when we went to the ladies... Nyahaha. That was when i found out they were juz frenz...
Mas... if ure reading this... sori if u had an overdose of "Kassim is cute". Nyahaha. I cldnt help it.
Me and Nadeem took a look at the menu...
"Waaahlaaauu wat is this Yam thingy??"
"Sounds gross la Nadeem..."
"Ya la. Den got sea cucumber..."
"Ahhh??? Ewwwwwww..."
"Tell u... confirm i wun eat sia... Then wat is this Cold Dish..."
"Food served cold..."
"Hahaha. Ya la. But wat is it??"
"Got chicken. Prawns. Squid. Quite nice..."
"U sure??"
"Yes laaah. I got try before..."
"If only i had the Nasi Lemak auntie's number..."
"Nadeeeeeem!!"
"True waaat. I call her then tell her to send all the way from Changi..."
"OK. If the food not nice, we go eat after this k??"
"Alrite"
The opening act was this guy whom they say was from the SWAT team. Not scary at all laaah. Cmon laaah. It was craaaap. Then they had the SAF Music and Drama Company singing Christmas Carol.
*smacks forehead*
Sooooo when the food was served, Nadeem realized he had to use chopsticks. He duno how to use chopsticks ahhhh!! Hahahahaha. Told him to request for fork and spoon he dun want. So i had to teach him la. Then the rest of the table purposely teased him...
"Nadeem u never take food for ur date ah??"
"Wait ah. I alreadi duno how to use dis thing..."
"U take for uself, never take for her..."
"I said WAIT laaahhh..."
"Ehhh u take the chicken piece wif lots of bone..."
"Haiyaaaaahh. Fine. I'll take the one wif lots of meat..."
Funny laaaa. While eating chicken, Nadeem gave up and he used his hands. Nyahaha.
Thennn as usual got magic show. Nyahaha. Quite enjoyable noe. This fella blew up this totally BEEEEEG mother of a balloon. Thennn he somehow managed to get himself INSIDE the balloon. Fascinating. Thennn me and Nadeem were trying to guess the secrets behind his tricks.
The lucky draw segment was funneh. They did it this way. First they revealed the surname on the screen. Then the rank. Then the full name and the company. Very the kecoh. All these guys.
"NG...."
(shouts of 1st, 2nd and 3rd Sergeant cld be heard)
"2SG"
(shouts of various names. Ng Cheng Meng la. Ng Ah Hock la. Ok Ng wadever la)
I think Nadeem seriously need to dig his ears mann. We were alreadi seated at the front but he still cldnt hear properly.
"Waaaat??!!"
"The 20th prize was a slow cooker Nadeem..."
"Wat the hell is thaaat??"
"S-L-O-W Coooker..."
"Yaaah la. Do wat??"
"Aiyah. For ppl like u"
"Airpork??!!"
"AirPOT"
"Wat the hell is that??"
"Ummm. Thermos?? OK no. U can boil water in it. Use electricity"
Thennn i saw the 4th prize... so i started nudging Nadeem...
"Nadeeeeeeem if u win the 4th prize, give me k??"
"Wat is the 4th prize??"
"Sony Cybershot"
"Fat hope la. I want it..."
"Alaaah. Let me have it. I waaannnt..."
"No way mann. I dun have digicam. I wld need it..."
"Alaaaaaah can laaaaaaaaah"
"Dream on laaaah"
Nadeem's name did get called up though. But it wasnt for the lucky draw segment. It was for the mystery gift segment...
"MD..."
(me going 2SG cos Nadeem is 2nd Sergeant)
"2SG"
"Nadeeeeemmm!! U laaaaah"
"Eh pls no. The prizes are craaaaap..."
"NADEEM"
"It's YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! Hahaha..."
"3SIR/Alpha"
"Wahlaaaauuuu!!!"
When he went up the stage, he had to dip his hand into a bowl and took out a piece of paper. The paper revealed his mystery prize. Wana noe wat he got??
Ceramic Tea Set!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
When he came back... i teased him...
"Ehhh u lousy laaah..."
"Waaat??"
"U duno how to pick prize is it??"
"Ehhh not my fault waaaat..."
"Unlucky hands laaaa"
"Shuddup la. Paiseh alreadi..."
"Nvm la... Give ur mom..."
"U muz be kdding mannn..."
"Correct waaat. Put at home..."
"I dun even wana bring it home..."
"Alaaah. Alrite waaat. See TOSHIBA brand some more..."
"Ehhh sial la. Where got tea set TOSHIBA brand??"
"Reali. U look at the box la"
"Eh reali ah. I wonder if it comes wif a remote control..."
"Nadeem................."
Thennn they had these skimpy girls dancing onstage...
"Nadeem... the moment uve been waiting for..."
"Wat la?? I dun like such things..."
"Yeah right..."
"Serious. Im a good boy..."
"Hahaha. Cmon laaa. Ure a guy..."
"Ya la. I look la but i dun like..."
"Bedek..."
"U see la. Seee. They wear like that... Masyaallah..."
"HAHAHA. Nadeeeeem!! Stop it!!"
"Face nice la. But body not that nice..."
"High standards ah u..."
"No la... if got whopper junior, cheeseburger, hamburger, then dun dance onstage la" (he was referring to their babats on their tummy)
"Ehhh where's my cousin ahh?? He sure like this one..."
Me and Nadeem turned behind and there Abg was. Peering from his seat...
"See ur cousin..."
"Ehhh u gesture to him ah..."
And so Nadeem did. Hahaha. I did tooo. Thennn Abg juz smiled at us and continued staring at the gals and snapping pics. Gaaaaaawwwwdddd. Then Nadeem asked me:
"Ehhh u got hear the lyrics of the song??"
"Wat??"
"Lucky my breasts are small and humble..."
"Hahaha. But why is it a lucky thing??"
"Easier to manage"
(i staaaaarrreeed at Nadeem)
"Hahaha. Dun look so shock laaah. True waaat. Easier to handle..."
"Gaaaaaawd. But dun u guys prefer big ones??"
"Hmmm ok la. But maybe can get scary..."
"Hahahaha... Gaaaawwwwdddd..."
"Ok la. For flings, i prefer them small. When it comes to the real deal, big ones"
"NADEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!"
Thennnn got at one point, they started to on those multi coloured lights. Like in a disco like that.
"Ehhh Nadeem.. u sit here for wat??"
"Huh??"
"They on the song for u... GO dance la..."
"Crazy ah?? U then go dance la..."
"No laaaah. U do the opening number first. Wait ppl sure follow..."
"Ppl will laff at me i tell u..."
"Alaaaah. Dun be shy la..." (den i started touching Nadeem all over)
"OIII!!! STOPPP ITTT!!!!"
"Hahaha. Go dance laaaah"
"Dun want laaaah"
Then me and Nadeem started playing wif the light sticks they gave us. U noe those coloured ones. He gave me orange and he took green. I snatched the green one from him and gave him the orange one. Then he snatched back the green one and i snatched back. I won. Hahaha. And thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn we started pretending they were light sabres.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We went Jreng. Jreng. Jreng.
"Nadeem if u dun dance, i'll Jreng ur neck..."
"U think i scared ah??"
"Jreeeennnnggggggg"
After the whole thing ended, we went out and took pics. Nyahaha. I took wif Kassim u noe. Nyahaha. Bessssst. Using Abg's digicam, Nadeem helped me take. Nyahaha. Kassim Kassim. Cute.
Thennnn i took wif Nadeem. I put my arms around his. And we had to take sooo many shots cos Nadeem didnt noe how to smile. Gaaaawddddd. Up to the extent that Nadeem had to tell Kassim to tell a joke and then snap. Hahahaha. Sooo funny. Me, Kassim, Mas and Nadeem were laffing like mad sia.
Laff. Laff. Laff.
Dennn made plans to have supper. Decided to meet up at As-Salihin at Tampines. Sooo me, Nadeem and Abg left in the car. In the car, i told Abg and Nadeem wat happened between me and Ansari la. About not being able to see him on Sunday. Den Nadeem said:
"Azreen... I tell u... ur bf cannot make it alreadi laaah..."
Thennn Abg said:
"Wat's wrong wif him?? Why he's like that??"
"I dunnnoooooooo"
"He lives at Tampines right??"
"Yaaa. That time u picked me up. That area la..."
Den Nadeem asked Abg:
"U wana go find him ah??"
"No laaaah"
And dennnn Abg said:
"U take Nadeem sudah laaaa"
"Actuali can laaah. Nadeem is nice..."
"U maaad ah?? There's no way i wld allow anyone from my blood to marry a Pakistani"
And so the argument btwn Abg and Nadeem started...
"Ehhh u damn racist sia..."
"My business ah. My blood cannot marry Pakistani..."
"Shut up u brown Malay"
"U say that again"
"BROWN MALAY"
"Eh u Pakistani. Dun be a mothaf*****"
"U started it first laaaah"
And thennnnn they started to wrestle and the car went left. Right. Left. Right. Gaaaaawwwd. And there i was seated at the back, in the middle... staring at the commotion in front of me. Luckily there were not many cars cos it was late.
Nadeem and Abg talks like that la. Dun be surprised. They mean no harm.
Thennn Abg had to meet his 815 brudders for a while before dropping me and Nadeem at As-Salihin. It was juz for a while so me and Nadeem stayed in the car... Then Abg said:
"The 2 of u... no hanky-panky ah..."
*smacks forehead*
Sooo thennnn Abg dropped me and Nadeem off at As-Salihin. He said he'll be back to pick me up.
"Ehhh u pick her up ah??"
"Of corse la. My cousin"
"Then me??"
"U go home urself ah"
"Wahlaaauuuu"
"My cousin, my responsibility. U i dun care"
Nadeem borrowed Abg's cam but only after he agreed to Abg's request of not scrolling thru the pics. I wonder why............
Sooooo sat down wif Mas and Kassim. Again Kassim looked cute. Hahaha. Nadeem ordered my drink for me...
"Ehhh u want drink not??"
"Yaaa... Teh..."
"Tehhh??"
"YES NADEEM"
Barely a minute later he came back...
"Eh wat teh u want??"
"TEH la Nadeem..."
"Yah lah. U go see their menu. Tehcino la. Wadever teh. The one without milk..."
"Nadeem... juz say TEH and the mamak will understand..."
"U sure not??"
"Ohhhh gaaaawwwwd. YESSS"
"But then the one without milk??"
"That one teh-o laaah"
"Eh sori la. I dun sit at kedai kopi so i duno la"
"Go order laaah. Say TEH will do"
So we sat and talked and laughed. It was fun noe. Kassim told me about one time... he decided to put Nutella all over Nadeem's hair cos Nadeem is the type who's sooo hard to wake up. Buddies waaat. Each time Kassim tried to wake him up, he will pull the blanket over. Even after Kassim is done bathing, Nadeem wld still be sleeping away.
Nutella. Hahaha.
Talked a lot la. Till Abg had to call and ask wat time i wanted to go home. Dennn i told him to relax. Only 1am.
Me and Kassim argued wif Nadeem about the moon. Of all things right?? Haha. Nadeem said it's a full moon. Me and Kassim were telling him it was fuller the past few days. Nadeem was like...
"If dis one not full den wat?? Partial full ah??"
Hahaha. Reali funny laaaaah. I listen to their stories... very fun.
Thennn Abg came and we all left. Sooo Nadeem had to walk home. Kesian. From As-Salihin all the way to Pasir Ris. Abg die-die didnt want to send him home. Hahaha. So yeah i sat in front while the 3 other 815 brudders of Abg sat behind. Nyahaha.
When Abg sent me up... he asked if i enjoyed myself. I told him i did. I said i had wonderful company. Especially Nadeem. Then again Abg asked me to take Nadeem. Hahaha. Not now la. We'll see wat happens in the future.
Abg thanked me for coming. For agreeing to the entire thing. No problems. I had nothing to do anyway. Besides the dinner was pretty tame u noe. No one got seriously drunk. I mean i did see some Malay ppl drinking la but my table was quite safe.
So i got into the house. He asked if my parents were asleep and i said yeah. He waited for me to lock the gate and we said bye.
Thennnn i came online and chatted wif Nadeem some more.
"Ehhh Nadeem... how come u reach home so fast?? U ran ah??"
"I walked laaa"
"I thought u ran sia"
"Crazy ah?? Run in this formal attire??"
"Ehhh i'll nvr noe wat. Ure like famous for ur speed"
"Hahahaha"
By the way... pics will be up when i get them from Nadeem and Abg...
So that was it. Ok no la. I left out some parts. Parts about wat me and Nadeem talked about last night. Nadeem is reali nice u noe. Reali. Sweet. Lame. Funny. Most importantly... he didnt make me feel left out. Even when he left for the gents, he wld get up, put his hands on my shoulders and whispered to me that he wun be gone long.
Nadeem told me to keep the roses properly. They are fresh roses mind u.
I will Nadeem. I will...
I noe this is one heck of a long entry but i seriously need to do smth to occupy myself. I musnt let what happened last night get to me.
