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:: CATWOMAN ::
:: TREASURED MEMORIES ::
.June 2005.
.July 2005.
.August 2005.
.September 2005.
.October 2005.
.November 2005.
.December 2005.
.January 2006.
.February 2006.
.March 2006.
.April 2006.
.May 2006.
.June 2006.
And so Abg picked me up at Bugis juz now. Janji nye 10:15pm at Bugis Junction taxi stand but of course wat else is new... Abg is NEVER punctual. How he's like as a Sergeant i duno.
Sooo it was around 10:35pm when he called to say he was at the bus stop outside Bugis. Bleeeaaah. Aku dah cakap kat taxi stand, dia move further up to the bus stop pulak. Sengaje nak buat aku jalan tau.
Thus i trudged my way to the bus stop. Yes. TRUDGED. Bcos i felt malas. Anyways while waiting for Abg, i saw... one of the twin. But he didnt smile so i presume it's Khairin instead of Khairun. Bleeeah. Both look so identical.
Sooo as i neared the car... Ok let me remind u that the Lancer has tinted windows so it's pretty hard to see who's inside. Esp at nite. Therefore, when i walked towards the car, i had a feeling that it wun be me and Abg in the car only.
My instincts were right...
I saw a row of white thing glistening from the back passenger window.
Teeth i presume. Hahaha. Ok tak payah presume la. Confirm teeth. Gigi putih. Kalau tak putih pun, sebab dah malam, so putih jugak la. Thennn i saw 2 eyeballs staring at me.
Hahahaha. Ok the way i described things... it sounded scary. Actuali not scary la. Im juz describing things the way it happened. I reali saw those glistening white teeth followed by eyes. Hahaha.
Dah la i wasnt in a decent top. Nothing revealing but it wasnt like thaaat decent either. I felt self-conscious. Reali.
Hopped onto the front passenger seat and i sat down. I didnt even turn to look at Abg. Nak turn behind lagi malas. Nak share the popcorn chicken in my bag wif Abg pun tak jadi sebab takot orang belakang mintak.
I didnt noe how many were behind. Thennn i heard 3 distinct voices. Sooo 3 815 brudders were seated behind. Macam 3 stooges.
As i was about to wear my capelet, the stoopid brudder seated behind me, had the cheek to tap my bare shoulders (i was in a tank top) and said:
"Miss... Ur seatbelt pls..."
Nak kene sepak tau. Tak nampak keee aku tgh pakai capelet?? Aku swing the seatbelt at u then u noe. Thennn Abg said:
"Kau jgn nak ckp org. Jgn nak ckp adik sedare aku. Kau pun tak pakai seatbelt."
"Aku duduk belakang pe..."
"Duduk belakang pun kene la..."
"Ala tak payah..."
"Aku bilang TP biar lesen kau kene tarik..."
Dennn the brudder shut up. I duno who was who and who said wat. I dun even noe how they looked like. Like i said i didnt bother to look behind. Then one of them complained about being hungry. One took out a sweet and gave to Abg. One said he dropped the sweet. One actuali opened the window when the car stopped at the traffic light and CONVENIENTLY peeled the wrapper bit by bit and threw them out the window. I saw from the rear mirror.
Wat the hell??
Ok from Bugis to my house... Abg actuali drove thru Kallang, bla bla bla. And that area, traffic always heavy. And Abg being Abg... he never give way. Speed lagi ade. Like all modified cars, when u reach up to a certain speed, the car will jerk. Bleeah. When the Lancer jerked, my heart stopped for a while. I stared at Abg and he pretended as if he did nothing wrong.
As he drove thru Geylang, one of the brudders said:
"Erza... kau nak pergi mane ni??"
"Hahaha. Kau diam."
Do u all get wat the brudder was hinting at?? GEYLANG. BROTHELS. Bla bla bla. Hahaha.
"Erza. Kau jgn main main. Slow down sikit boleh tak? Sini jam."
"Takde la. Yang buat jam advertisement tu..."
"Advertisement ape??"
"Kau tak nampak advertisement colour biru kat atas tuu??"
"Ohhh itu... Yg ade gambar pompuan tu?"
"Tak Di. Bukan. Advertisement Pets N Such colour biru tu" (somebody else commented)
Funnneeeeeeh
Abg was shy. Reali. Other than those conversation above, he didnt speak much. His brudders had to ask him why he was quiet...
"Erza asal kau diam? Slalu kau tak gini?"
"A'ah la Za... Not like u to be so quiet..."
"Jgn quiet-quiet ah... Tak biase..."
"Jom kite nyanyi lagu terapung-apung..."
Thank goodness they didnt sing cos when they said that, Abg quickly cranked up the volume in the car. I heard another nice song from Peterpan. Forgot to ask for the title though...
So there it was... my journey home in the Lancer wif Abg and the 815 brudders. Bleeeah. As long as they mind their own business, i shall pretend they dun exist. I wanted to talk to Abg abt stuff actuali. I noe he did too but due to the presence of his 815 brudders, our conversation was kept to the minimum.
Bleeeeeaaah
Next time then...
*pssssst* I think Im in love wif someone else besides Ansari...
